Attention Party Goers

I know several certified Accordion Players who are in need of some moonlighting work. Their cars were recently destroyed and they had let their insurance lapse. They are quite good and come with my personal recommendations. Simply place an add in the classifieds 'Accordion Player Needed'.

** Update: Those wishing accordion players for Duck Hunting will need to provide full body armour and ear plugs for the player. Thank you in advance Monsieurs and Madams.