Good News and Other Vibrations

Dedicated to ignoring all of the dark, negative, defeatist, pessimistic, insulting... well, you know

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Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Yesterday's Poem

My name is Monique la Femme. I am quite unique. I am magnifique. I am very pretty. I am an expert tree climber, and in the summer, I fill my parent's house with butterflies so I can watch them up close. I love butterflies.
Alphonse is my brother. Don't pay too much attention to his mafia talk. He is a big pussycat.

Do you think I am adorable? I do.

When you pet me, I stand on my tip toes like a ballerina. In the morning, I will visit you in the shaving room so that you can brush my furry little cheeks with the special brush, then watch as you sprinkle water on yourself and dry it off with the big towel. I'm still here waiting for more brushing by the way...

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Tomorrow's Poem

My name is Alphonse
I'm also a cat
I'm fat
I'm big and orange and I purr a lot
I'm like a big fat happy head of a cat mafia family
I'm very nice and will let you cut in and eat my food if you want.
But really do me wrong and you might wake up sleeping next to the head of a mouse.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Today's Poem

My name is Little Bear,
I am a cat.
My dad opens the blind and I see birds at the feeder,
I want to paint their little faces.
Alright, Alright, I want to eat them.
But which one am I?

Friday, November 18, 2005

Attention Party Goers

I know several certified Accordion Players who are in need of some moonlighting work. Their cars were recently destroyed and they had let their insurance lapse. They are quite good and come with my personal recommendations. Simply place an add in the classifieds 'Accordion Player Needed'.

** Update: Those wishing accordion players for Duck Hunting will need to provide full body armour and ear plugs for the player. Thank you in advance Monsieurs and Madams.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

More Good News

France is deporting rioters who can actually be deported somewhere. Oddly, the riots now seem to be losing a lot of steam.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Willie Dixon Wrote All the Good Stuff

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Yoggi Berra Quotes

This is like deja vu all over again.

Half the game is 90% mental.

If I didn't wake up, I'd still be sleeping.

Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

You can observe a lot just by watching.

He must have made that before he died. -- Referring to a Steve McQueen movie.

I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. -- When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

A nickel isn't worth a dime today.

Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded.

Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi replied, "Surprise me."

Do you mean now? -- When asked for the time.

I take a two hour nap, from one o'clock to four.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left.

90% of the putts that are short don't go in.

I made a wrong mistake.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

"Yeah, but we're making great time!" -- In reply to "Hey Yogi, I think we're lost."

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

It's never happened in the World Series competition, and it still hasn't.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours.

I didn't really say everything I said.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr Quotations !

If you wish to study a granfalloon, Just remove the skin of a toy balloon
--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. Cat's Cradle

I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.
--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.
--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle

And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep."
<--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Slaughter-House Five

Roses are red and ready for plucking
You're sixteen and ready for high school.
--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Breakfast of Champions

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.
--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organisation. If there are such things as angels, hope that they are organised along the lines of the Mafia.
--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. The Sirens of Titan

The two prime movers in the Universe are Time and Luck.
--Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Some Good Krishnamurti Quotes

The function of education is to help you from childhood not to imitate anybody, but be yourself all the time.

You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it. That is why you must read, that is why you must look at the skies, that is why you must sing, and dance, and write poems, and suffer, and understand, for all that is life.

Meditation is to find out if there is a field which is not already contaminated by the known

You may learn to pass all your exams, but to give primary importance to these superficial things when the whole structure of society is crumbling, is like cleaning and polishing your fingernails while the house is burning down.

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.

What is needed, rather than running away or controlling or suppressing or any other resistance, is understanding fear; that means, watch it, learn about it, come directly into contact with it. We are to learn about fear, not how to escape from it.

If we can really understand the problem, the answer will come out of it, because the answer is not separate from the problem.

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society

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Good News About Helmets

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My First Good Vibes Only Award

.. Goes to Tommy Emmanuel. Tommy is simpy the best guitar player in the world and devotes his time and talent to bringing good vibes only to the rest of the world. I suspect he was also a real life (Austrailian) Nashville Cat, getting work before he was two.

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Get Some Funny !

For my first real post, I'm going to refer you to Uncle Jimbo , who is about as fed up as I am with the overdose of idiotarians.. Enjoy!